Friday 18 September 2009

Bas Issi Ki Kami Thi

to Me


Sub: Marriage Proposal


Refer to above mentioned subject. If you are the same then confirm me. Once you confirm you will get all the information and photo of my son to further.



Thanks,
Ramesh Anand 



This is no spam.I have this email in my inbox.And it sucks.I have no idea where this gentleman got my mail id from.I bet you can't imagine how irritating it is to recieve such an e-mail.
A long day at office.Lots of work.I reach home around 8.Rush to get groceries.Come home.Cook food.Eat.Avoid a long chat with mom n dad just to shun any conversation regarding new probable grooms that they would have found today.End the call in 1min 31 secs.Finally connect to the net...AND THIS IS WHAT IS WAITING IN MY INBOX.Who knows I might be getting a chat request from 'RA' tomorrow.
Oh please, if you are thinking that I am over-reacting then spare me and stop reading ahead.Right now.For the time being,this blog is exclusively for capturing my reactions which include cribbing and bitching and everything else that I want to do when I see such things happening to me.All action, (and reactions)would be posted here!So,I hope lots of masala to look forward to in the coming days!
And now getting back to where I was...Mr RA, It seems your son is the new heart-throb of India.And every girl(single and married) is dying to marry him.Even his pics are such a rare commodity that they are not available in stores but would have to be ordered from the manufacturing industry.What a man he must be-an Alpha male for sure! But SORRY, THIS GIRL HERE IS NOT INTERESTED.Alas, you knocked the wrong door,and that too with incorrect english(which is such a put-off).So please, Spare me from any further communication.
On a second thought,I m thinking of replying to this gentleman and asking for pics of his son who seems to be highly in demand.No, I am not mad...just curious abt how HOT he is...And I have this wierd thing in my head to share the pic with you guys! Wt say? Do you people want to see him too? ;-) Let me know through the comments! :D

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