Bas Issi Ki Kami Thi

to Me


Sub: Marriage Proposal


Refer to above mentioned subject. If you are the same then confirm me. Once you confirm you will get all the information and photo of my son to further.



Thanks,
Ramesh Anand 

This is no spam.I have this email in my inbox.And it sucks.I have no idea where this gentleman got my mail id from.I bet you can't imagine how irritating it is to recieve such an e-mail.

A long day at office.Lots of work.I reach home around 8.Rush to get groceries.Come home.Cook food.Eat.Avoid a long chat with mom n dad just to shun any conversation regarding new probable grooms that they would have found today.End the call in 1min 31 secs.Finally connect to the net...AND THIS IS WHAT IS WAITING IN MY INBOX.Who knows I might be getting a chat request from 'RA' tomorrow.

Oh please, if you are thinking that I am over-reacting then spare me and stop reading ahead.Right now.For the time being,this blog is exclusively for capturing my reactions which include cribbing and bitching and everything else that I want to do when I see such things happening to me.All action, (and reactions)would be posted here!So,I hope lots of masala to look forward to in the coming days!

And now getting back to where I was...Mr RA, It seems your son is the new heart-throb of India.And every girl(single and married) is dying to marry him.Even his pics are such a rare commodity that they are not available in stores but would have to be ordered from the manufacturing industry.What a man he must be-an Alpha male for sure! But SORRY, THIS GIRL HERE IS NOT INTERESTED.Alas, you knocked the wrong door,and that too with incorrect english(which is such a put-off).So please, Spare me from any further communication.

On a second thought,I m thinking of replying to this gentleman and asking for pics of his son who seems to be highly in demand.No, I am not mad...just curious abt how HOT he is...And I have this wierd thing in my head to share the pic with you guys! Wt say? Do you people want to see him too? ;-) Let me know through the comments! :D

The Last Lap

"No No No" I shouted. And they agreed, for the time being.And I thought that the chapter has been closed for atleast a year and a half.But I had never imagined that Mr Mruphy,along with his famous law,wasn't going to leave me alone.Soon,it started all over again.Like the phoenix, it rose from the ashes,prepared to attack me from all sides.Poor me. :( But, the fighter that I am,Thank God,I always won!

Slowly and steadily, I got used to these kind of assaults and started believing that they are not a threat(to me,atleast) anymore."Now I am pretty experienced to handle these static syndromes.I know how to tackle these kind of an arguments.I can even write a book and that can help thousands of souls who are harassed in this way, each day".I was overwhelmed by the way I was performing---all those arguments used to die down within minutes.And what an accomplishment it was!

But like all good things come to an end,sooner than what is expected,those accomplishments lead the way to something else...One fine day,I exhausted all the arguments I had NOT to "GET MARRIED AND SETTLE DOWN". Alas, Game Over :( But not yet,maybe, I can call it the last lap.


FYI, This phase of life began three months back.And silly me,never wanted to accept that its happening to me.